Cops

By Monie

Filmed before a live studio audience. (I think)
These are officers of the law here to protect and serve and blah, blah, blah..

(I forgot how it went.. ^_^;; It's been about five years since I looked at a show..)

[ Baron/Baron City
Baron Rd. ^_^;
Time: 1:47 am

"See... you don't get this kind of field training.
"That's right.
"When you're patrolling this part of town, you have
to keep your eyes open.

~Camera takes in Kain's profile as he sits, with cup of coffee in his hand. He sips it and there's a shot of Golbez/Ben's profile, driving~

"Ben, pull over. I think we've got something, here.

~Camera follows to a sidewalk~

"Hey, hey!" Ben moves around the police car as Kain gets out of the passenger side.
"What do ya think you're doing?" Camera moves to a man standing on the sidewalk, narrowing his eyes in the bright lights of the car.
"I'm taking a walk," Kuja stated and raised a hand to block the glare.
"This late at night?" Kain asked.
"Hey, keep your hands where I can see'em." Ben crossed his arms. "So why are you out here in drag?"
"...Drag?"
"You got a damn dress on," Kain replied.
"And..? You're point being..?"
Ben sighed, walking around to the far side and reached in to get the radio.
"Yeah, this is Ya.. we got a drag out here causing trouble on the west side of Baron Rd. We'll be taking him in shortly."
"Get in the car," Kain opened the door.
"What?"
"Get. In. The. Car."
"Why?"
"Cuz we're taking you in."
"I haven't done anything!"
"You've disturbed the peace. Basically scared everyone back into their homes; the children can't even play outside."
".....It's 2 in the morning; everyone's ASLEEP, you FOOL!"
Ben held up the radio, hearing the conversation. "We may have to use force.."
"Last time, get in the car."
"Damnit..." Kuja climbed into the backseat muttering. Kain shut the door tightly.
"Good work, Kain." Ben got into the car and started it up. "That's what our job's about. Protecting the innocent.."
"Uh-huh.. Let's stop for donuts on the way.."