Palom and Porom
By: The Great Sorceress Blank

I really can't stand
Palom.
He's my brother.
He's also
A prankster, and an insolent idiot.
("Hey, two 'i' words in a row!" he is saying
As I write this.)
He is the most annoying person
On the face of the Blue Planet.
Palom! Don't take my pen...

I really can't stand
Porom.
She's my sister.
She's also
Polite, and a stinking goody-two-shoes.
("You shouldn't take people's things!" she is saying
As I write this.)
She is the most annoying person
On the face of the Blue Planet.
Porom! You can take back your pen--

I really can't stand
Palom.

-fin-