The Twelve Days of Christmas-- Darkstar Style

*The whole crowd of Darkstar is walking about and talking with each other in the throne room of Baron*

*Silver leaps up onto the throne and whistles to get everyone's attention... Everyone turns to stare at her*

*Silver coughs lightly and begins* Ahem... you all recieved notes asking you to come here on this day... I'm sure you're all wondering why. Well, I'll tell ya why! We're all going sing a nice, little, jolly Christmas Carol today!

*The whole Darkstar gang groans and begins to file out of the room*

*Silver shouts* Hey, wait a sec!! You all gotta sing cuz I got blackmail on every single one of ya!

*Edge opens his mouth to protest, but Silver stops him before he speaks* Ah, ah, ah! Would ya like me to tell Rydia who I saw you eating lunch with yesterday?? She was real pretty, Edge! *Edge glances quickly at Rydia and steps back, arms crossed, silent.*

Alrighty then! Chase, would you hand out the choir books, please?

*Chase nods and hands out the books, happily. The whole Darkstar group groans again as they see what they have to sing*

*Palom shouts* Oh, please!!! You gotta be joshing us!

*Silver glares at him* I'm not! Now you all are gonna sing this and your gonna sing this WELL! Anyone who makes this production suck, I will use the blackmail on! But I will be lenient on those who have no music ability such as Deric. *Silver smiles fondly at Deric*

We're gonna sing the Twelve days of Christmas, but lets start at the last day and work our way down to save time, okay?

Edward.. could you back us up with your lute please? *Edward takes his bard stance, looking like a professional minstrel, he begins to strum the tune of the Twelve Days of Christmas*

*Silver Shouts* ALL RIGHT EVERYONE SING!

*The whole Darkstar cast begins to sing.... with Deric and Kain off key....*

Twelve Edges Posing!

Eleven Rydias Calling!

Ten Kains a' Jumping!

Nine Silvers Swearing!

Eight Cids a' Smiling!

Seven Derics Whining!

Six Bens a' Pondering!

Five Enchanted Boxer Shorts!

*Everyone takes a breath and Cecil shouts out "Who put that in there!?*

Four Nodds a' Nodding!

Three Edwards Strumming!

Two Twins a' Fighting!

And One Cecil Drinking Tea!

*Everyone begins to cheer and do their victory poses*

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to ya all!

~Silvery :)