Final Fantasy Recipe!

By: Johlarian

I got inspired when I was making chocolate chip cookies heres a parody The Final Fantasy Recipe:

For true tastes of Fantasy Final Fantasy 4 recipe:

8 cups of Cecil
a dash of Porom
6 cups of Rosa
a teaspoonful of Palom
7 cups of Edge
2 Tellahs
6 cups of Rydia
20 cups of liquid Yang
Fully plucked Golbez
1 cup of Edward
1 Kain

Mix Cecil, Rosa and Tellahs until evenly mixed,set aside (called Cecrostel Mix Edge and Rydia together until peaks form. Set aside (called Edgryd) Mix liquid Yang with Edward. Mix in Porom and Palom until they are evenly distributed (called Yaedporlom) Place fully plucked Golbez on cutting board. Rub with Kain herbs and Cecrostel. Seep in Yaedporlom for 3 hours. After three hours stuff Golbez with Edgryd and stuff a bomb in there as well. Put in oven at 100F. Near end of baking time, light bomb. When done baking serve hot. Results: Bomb explodes and what do ya get? A EXPLODED FINAL FANTASY 4 GAME!!!

FFT recipe

Any 12 characters(Pick Agrias, Mustadio, Meliadoul Ramza, Alma, Orlandu, Beowulf, Ries, Rafa, Malak, Kletian and Altima for best results.)
1 cup of Darkstar
1 cup of Hojo

Mix all ingredents including grenade and what do u get? One screwed-up and toxic recipe(thanks to Hojo) Okkkayyyyyy it's one screwed up Final Fantasy Tactics