Attention!
Lost hummingway. Wanted dead or alive,
preferably dead. 2000 gp reward (COD) as soon as someone informs
us what a hummingway is and where there's actually one in the
game.
-Guard Union of Baron
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Helmet hair? Latest do ruined by sharing a bed with three other
people? Well, Baronian Just For Men Shampoo is the thing for you!
Automatically bleaches your hair and spikes it for that "Oh
so hip" Japanimation look! Get your own bottle for 9 gp (or
whatever currency Baron uses) today!
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Talented dancers wanted. Please contact the guy in the small
treasury room in Damcyan with all the money that nobody's
supposed to know about for more information. Clothes optional.
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This is a public service announcement: Remember, you DON'T have
to take sexual harrassment at your workplace. Please contact the
guy in the Damcyan Treasury Room for more information, or call
your local Paladin Union from the single pay phone in Zot.
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This is a public service announcement from the Royal Dragoons:
I'm STILL better than your sweet Cecil, so there! Phhbbtt!
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This is a public service announcement: King Edward reminds you
not to drink and call.... Remember, good friends don't let good
friends singlehandedly destroy Fabul.
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This is a public service announcement: This is your brain. This
is your brain on King Cecil's enchanted boxer shorts.
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This is a public service announcement: Only YOU can prevent the
Hatred of All That Is from stealing the Four Crystals (and all
the other ones you didn't know about), your enchanted best friend
from kidnapping your girlfriend, a karate master from throwing
himself on a cannon meant to destroy an entire race (and
surviving!), a master engineer from throwing himself off an
airship in midflight and manually detonating a bomb in his hand (and
surviving), twins from turning themselves to stone, spoony bards
from acting like crybabies, ninjas from hitting on girls with
green hair, four people from sleeping in the same bed in an
almost-empty inn, Japanese programmers from creating their own
room, Master Wizards from hanging off the battlements and
enchanting King Cecil's underwear, Councillors of Damcyan from
going splat, FuSoYa from joining Hair Club for Men, innocent
pages with an uncanny resemblance to Jake Lloyd from turning into
Dark Lords of Sith, hot Dragoon Captains from posing for CK in
tight briefs with little X-Wings on them, Mysidians from melting
when they come in contact with water, Damcyanians from burning
themselves to a crisp if they come in contact with fire (will it
happen?), golden contact lenses of truth from being issued to all
pages in Baron, the lost hummingway from making snide comments,
Baronian guards from smoking pot, and crystal shards from
embedding themselves into body parts of unsuspecting civilians.
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This is a public service announcement: Doing any of the above
within Baron city limits will result in getting whacked on the
head with a big stick.
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Teen Baron:
-Top 10 hair care mistakes to avoid
-The Guide to creme colored cloaks: Are you paying too much?
-Boots: Nothing special, we just like 'em
-Secrets Dragoons don't want you to know!
-Makeup: The super fast way to get pixels to look the way you
want them.
-From Toroia: The hot "Are We Being Posessed by Spirits One
by One" Controversy
-Red Wings also the name of a hockey team! The shocking truth!
-Castle Baron or Baron Castle?: Teen Survey
-Multi-use helmets and casual armor: What's in and what's out
-Is your boyfriend right for you? The quick way to find out by
testing his sword
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The sky is afire with the promise of a new day to come. El fin...
for now.....
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