~Auditorium. Monie and Edge sit in the first front rows.~
Monie: *yawn* I'd forgotten how hard this was..
Edge: YOU forgot?! Man... I want out, yo!
Monie: Dun think so, Edgey-baby..
~stage~
Edward: Dooo, Reee, Miiii, Faaaa, Sooo, Laaaa, Tiiii, Doooo!! *takes out and blows a tiny whistle*
Edge: *hangs head* Goddamnit...
Monie: *sweatdrop*
Edward: *ahem, ahem* Feeeeeeelings... Nothing more than.. feeeeeeelings.. Trying to--
Monie: -_-;; Oh, hell naw....
Edge: HEY!
Edward: Er.. yes?
Edge: Can you like.. get with it or somethin'?
Monie: *whispers* Tell'em ta get Jiggy wit' it...
Edge: Get Jiggy with it, Edward!
Edward: Do.. Do what? Pardon. What is ...'Jiggy'..?
Monie/Edge: *raises the roof*
Edward: *moves his hands hesitantly in the air in an up and down motion--VERY stiffly*
Monie: A'ight!! Now say.. DA ROOF!! DA ROOF!!
Edward: The roof.. the roof...
Monie: DA ROOF IS ON FIYAH!!
Edward: The.. roof.. is on fire.
Edge: Least he can understand ya..
Monie: *sigh* NEXT!!!!
Peewee Herman: *giggles* HEE,HEE!!
Edge/Monie: Aw, #$%^!!!!!