~Auditorium. Monie and Edge sit in the first front rows.~

Monie: *yawn* I'd forgotten how hard this was..

Edge: YOU forgot?! Man... I want out, yo!

Monie: Dun think so, Edgey-baby..

~stage~

Edward: Dooo, Reee, Miiii, Faaaa, Sooo, Laaaa, Tiiii, Doooo!! *takes out and blows a tiny whistle*

Edge: *hangs head* Goddamnit...

Monie: *sweatdrop*

Edward: *ahem, ahem* Feeeeeeelings... Nothing more than.. feeeeeeelings.. Trying to--

Monie: -_-;; Oh, hell naw....

Edge: HEY!

Edward: Er.. yes?

Edge: Can you like.. get with it or somethin'?

Monie: *whispers* Tell'em ta get Jiggy wit' it...

Edge: Get Jiggy with it, Edward!

Edward: Do.. Do what? Pardon. What is ...'Jiggy'..?

Monie/Edge: *raises the roof*

Edward: *moves his hands hesitantly in the air in an up and down motion--VERY stiffly*

Monie: A'ight!! Now say.. DA ROOF!! DA ROOF!!

Edward: The roof.. the roof...

Monie: DA ROOF IS ON FIYAH!!

Edward: The.. roof.. is on fire.

Edge: Least he can understand ya..

Monie: *sigh* NEXT!!!!

Peewee Herman: *giggles* HEE,HEE!!

Edge/Monie: Aw, #$%^!!!!!