When I think of FFIV, I think,

-life isn't fair. get used to it.
you can never rely on your best friend in a time of need.
why did the creators make Imps and bombs?
why the heck is a spoon better than a sword?
since when do the spirits of dragons live on mountains?
how come when I stand in front of my mirror and scream FIRE nothing happens?
Since when do 5 full grown adults fit in one bed?
How can you get a goods night sleep in under a minute?
why do people say things over and over?
why do dwarfs have beards?
how come you never get paid in GP?
How come you can always count your friends on one hand?
Why are ninjas flirts?
How come I never get to ride in an airship?
Why is almost every character an orphan?
Why does good always win?
why does FuSoYa look like a mop?
why does Baigan stink?
How come it's the blue planet?
why is it called FINAL fantasy when they're a billion other games by the same name?
Why am I up at 4 in the morning?
How come evil never plays fair?
why does Kain think he can make himself stronger by fighting the wimps on Mt. Ordeals?
why can't the girls use swords?
how come no matter how deep the hole in my backyard gets, I can't find the underground?
How come when I yell Meteo at my math teacher, he never blows up?