Zeromus' Top Ten

Okay.. if Zeromus was sooo powerful, how come he had to abduct Golbez and make HIM do all the evil work?? Here are the top ten reasons why Zeromus didn't take over the world himsef!

10) Had to go grocery shopping.

9) Had to make a speech at the White House.

8) Had a blind date.

7) Went to see Titanic for the 50th time.

6) Had Jury Duty.

5) Had to slam a Mountain Dew.

4) Death in the family.

3) Couldn't miss the Soaps!

2) Had to take a crap.

1) P.M.S.